Seven days without a pun makes one weak!

I am really bad at remembering jokes. People who like to tell jokes are having an easy time with me because, although they have already told me a joke, a couple of weeks later I would have a laugh attack nonetheless. It's always like..

...I once heard a joke about amnesia but i forgot how it goes. 

However, this post is about the only kind of jokes I remember. Namely word plays. Or in specific: PUNS

My favorite puns are...

• I'm glad I know sign language because it's pretty handy.
• It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer. 
• For some people marriage is a word. For others it is a sentence. 
• A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 
• A baker stopped making doughnuts after he got tired of the hole thing. 
• He got his large circumference from too much pi.
• Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 
• Mummies are bound to be upright. 
• A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
• Those who jump off a Parisian bridge are in Seine. 

Okay, I'm stopping here, I don't want to drive you in Seine, right? Just this last one for all language learners:

The most important grammar rule: double negatives are a no-no.

Of course, there are also a enormous amount of picture puns...

Those are not only funny but also incredibly cute!!!!! My favorites are still those by Gemma Correll. She is an artist and very fond of her pug and more into animals than humans methinks (sometimes).
Those are the best in my opinion:

I know it is the wrong season of year but this video of Christmas puns is genius! Enjoy!

Good, that's enough for today. Do you know any funny puns you want to share with me? If so, please do it! As you have noticed I'm obsessed with them. A little.